Wedding of the Century
Kilborn & Lyn tie the knot - May 2022

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Marauders Roddy and Rosco hit the rehearsals hard. Having written chart topping songs for the Kilborn wedding, there was initially plenty of excitement – especially from Gnome who is always desperate to present his banjo skills – just look at that joy on his face. As you can see the group wasn't going hungry or thirsty either. Typical Marauder get together.

Five minutes later – exhausted and disappointed, it was clear that the Marauder choir were going to need a lot of work. Rosco - exhausted and disappointed, not even his virtuoso banjo playing could hide the singing. Wocka is clearly concerned and Roddy is thinking about his next piece of cheese.

To spark Rosco up, we all suggested a long lead in on the banjo as a solo. That really put a spark into the Gnome. Kermode loved the idea – it meant he didn't have to sing as much!

Now Ross, you have to let us sing just a little bit – it can't all be about the banjo. How about you let us do the chorus?

Gordon is wondering how he is going to get his line about Kilborn being a shit into the words of the song…

See Marauders - it's true, here's the proof. There is actually someone in the world who loves me.

Oh mum, if you're really going through with this, we'll sign the sales papers – but have you seen the mileage on his odometer?

Kilborn was so impressed by his ability to do the Watusi that he started winking at all the girls.

Not to be out done, Lyn started her own boot scooting line dance. Buzz was thrilled.

Wocka has just announced that the Marauders will sing – the look on the bride and groom says it all – Kilborn is thinking “holy shit, Lyn will kill me” and Lyn has just grabbed her stomach thinking she wants to be sick.

Its clear from the look on Kilborn's face that Lyn has her hand on his bum.

Lyn was so cross, she bit Ross's finger!!! Marauder Moles, Di and Shirl thought they would cheer him up with a bit of “here's what you'll miss out on”.

Ah, that look of success - the cats that got the cream.

Buzz in his element – "Sabes and Sally have a look at my new Origami swan".

Hey John, did you hear the joke about the committed sixty-seven year old batchelor who got married for the first time?

Not getting the response from John that he was hoping for, the Gnome thought he would try his joke on the Bride – exactly the response he was looking for.

The performance from the Marx Brothers was hilarious – both are cards who should be dealt with….

Hey Ross – have you seen my new gag – here pull my finger

No one said anything about the boy band performance. Their rendition of the Bee Gees “Staying Alive” went over a treat

Then the four tenors turned up – this wedding had everything!

"Despite what everyone says Michael – you can actually be quite interesting"

"Did you hear that Buzz? Lyn, thinks I'm interesting". Buzz thinks that's hilarious!

It is clear that Gordo and Kermode have hatched a plan for some trouble

Ah, the life of a banjo player – being a sex symbol is a full time job…

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