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A quiet little night at the Lockwood mansion to celebrate the end of the 2003 Tour. Some famous people were there - Marie Antoinette, Kermit the Frog, Gizmo Lockwood .... the list goes on. Fortunately, so was the Marauders' photographer:

	"Seriously Wocka, Kilborn's actually considering having a crack at John Locke"
	Crikey - no wonder Marie Antoinette was beheaded
	"Honestly Di - my period this month was a killer"
	As John Locke got undressed, Di Foster couldn't wait to go the squirrel grip
	Susie Hoban was hoping LePerv and LeFrog would be taller, but she took what she could get
	It was black versus red, and frankly Buzz was looking pretty confident with his youth policy
	Sue Hoban was king enough to whisper things to Jo Sabey on what to talk to a frog about
	"Don't worry Gizmo, the cross dressers and the huge frog will be gone in the morning"
	Having finished her personal serving of casserole Marie got stuck into the potato, and frankly, the frog was getting nervous
	Following the vicious ear nibble on Pierre Naughton by Marie, the doctors worked all night to save the ear
	At last, someone Wocka could relate to - "So darling, have you ever been to Hamilton Island?"